Went out today and gathered products that are allowed on the liquid diet required for the next two days. Lots of juices, some grits (the closest thing to a solid allowed) and some jello. Yum.

Had to pick up a bottle of magnesium citrate. Mineral supplement? Oh no, much more sinister. They want me on empty when I arrive. My dosage is 10 ounces, and from the little research I've done, I'm likely to be flushing stuff that I ate in the 6th grade.

Oh wait, beer is a liquid...got to run to the store.